This isn't me.
London. And I have to create a new identity for myself. People keep confusing me for the other Rob Evans; not, I should add, the 82 year old producer of Rosemary's Baby and The Godfather; I didn't produce those films.
Nor am I Rob Evans the model.
Though I did try modelling once. See!
Rob Evans, writer of Sadie J
This is the Rob Evans I am confused with. Luckily he's quite handsome, so that's good.
You SHALL NOT PASS!
So now I go back to my full name. And I quite like it. Maybe with my new identity I'll discover I have wizardly powers. I always thought I might.